Everyone’s being so cheesy tonight and I guess it’s my turn…
So after four and a half years of being on and off and being great friends and being each other’s main squeezesss and being so F-ing cute together, I realize that you were HANDS DOWN my best boyfriend. Even when we weren’t together and I was with another guy, you were more important, and none of my other relationships made it because I always compared the guys to you. People say it’s not called working out because we kept breaking up. Well, they don’t and will never know sh*t. You were always “the one” because I wanted you to be…because we both loved hippos and the tuna melt from Powder Keg with spicy mayo…because you would play our song out of nowhere and grab my hand to slow dance…because you kept our boat cruise picture even after we broke up…because we would have 2-hour convos at night secretly trying to make each other jealous of our new significant others, but at the end of those relationships, we would have even longer talks about every bad thing about them and how our relationship was way better…because you gave me advice on how to break up with that one dude and called him a b*tch-made sucka…because at one point, I was in love with you and you were in love with me. Babe, I could go on and on, but it doesn’t matter anymore because despite everything I just said, I realize that your shitty side overpowered. What-YOU-want-and-when-YOU-want kind of thing. But guess what, I’m more in love with myself now because I know I’m the one who’s capable of putting up with sh*t, and that’s where I beat you, my baby. Thank you for deciding to step out. Now I can finally date other guys WITHOUT prioritizing your inconsiderate ass.
I deserve some kind of prize after dealing with you. Perhaps a better man. Adios Motherf*cker.
Grab my hand and we’ll go on an adventure. I’ll show you how beautiful life really is. It doesn’t always have to be underrated.
I don’t understand Portuguese, but this has been one of my favorite songs since I was maybe 7 or 8 years old. A conversation with a friend reminded me of it and now I can’t stop listening to it…again.
Everybody who knows you knows you’re gonna do what you wanna do, and if it’s not what the other person wants to do, well it’s their problem…And her big problem is that you really liked her. She is the one girl you really liked. And no matter what she did or how hard she tried, you were never gonna let your guard down. That poor girl never stood a chance.
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And how familiar is this shit?!
Life is not a taping where you can be like, “Oh, that wasn’t supposed to happen. Take 2!” Whether good or bad, things happen the way they do because they’re supposed to. And whatever gets in the way, if it’s meant to be, then damn it, it’s meant to be. Peace out.
It’s always been about me, myself, and I I thought relationships were nothing but a waste of time I never wanted to be anybody’s other half I was happy saying I had a love that wouldn’t last That was the only way I knew ‘til I met you
This is proof that no matter how great the brand, too much make-up is never good.
Ever wonder what a year’s worth of makeup looks like? Well, that’s exactly what Dutch artist duo Lernert & Sander set out to do. This Natural Beauty short film has a powerful message about the excessive nature of cosmetics and the obsession with beauty and perfection that this society maintains. The “Natural Beauty” shoot emptiedEllis Faascosmetics of seven bottles of foundation, two bottles of blush, two bottles of eye cream and three lip pens.
Imn Not Gonna Lie, She Looked Hella Funny At The End. Hahaha.
Her face actually looks yummy, like an ice cream cake.
